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Hey! I'm Kimberley. I am 19 and I live in Australia. I am studying in my third year of University. I watch and blog about so many TV shows it's ridiculous. I enjoy reading immensely and live music makes me incredibly happy.

"Sometimes your heart needs more time to accept what your mind already knows."

Schmidt happens.

officialprincewilliam:

when you’re taking a shit at your spanish friend’s 3rd birthday party and you have to check your email

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sherrocked:

awesomeness2471998:

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

'Murica

Actually my father is Palestinian.

deadlyspoons:

*gets period* *dentist pokes head through the window* ‘you’re bleeding because you dont floss enough’

w-for-wumbo:

itsokaytobeodd:

zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

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BABY

i feel really badly but I just cannot stop laughing

flawlessspecter:

oat-addict:

runningvegan:

shyloflynn:

nostalgiabyveidt:

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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more like smack myself in the eye and cry for a few hours

More like smack a lamp and break it and get yelled at

More like smack the wall and leave a gooey print on the paint and get yelled at.

More like drop it on the carpet and pick off hair and fluff from it for the next few hours 

More like get it stuck on the fucking ceiling

dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

whismical:

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maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

towongfoo:

personalititties:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Omfg

you still got her number? Instagram? kik?

romanoitalia:

arminsbooty:

artlert:

WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS

I’D BE BLOODY RICH

WAS THAT A PUN?

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